Disclaimer
Usage of this software could trigger photosensitive epilepsy or other adverse reactions in certain individuals. Proceed at own risk.

KUMBANET

Lore (Should be obvious from the game):
The year is no longer used to measure time, humanity has progressed far and wide. Every physical frontier has been conquered every danger neutralized. However, not every danger is physical, sometimes a even a single thought can wipe out a large civilisation. KUMBANET has been formed by the federation to validate regions of thought before allowing humans to ponder them.
You've been reincarnated by the galactic federation after a long life of doing nothing, decaying and playing GBTK submissions. However, the federation is not going to be paying for your vacation in heaven for free, they want something back. You've been signed up as one of the human contributors to the KUMBANET network, your first task is going through the archives of the old EarthNet and coming to terms with the fact that this is your purgatory.

How to play (if you REALLY can't figure it out from the brilliant tutorial):
Downloadable version reccomended. (WASM is still kinda jank)
QWEASD to move, C to something, collect thoughts (the cubes) and once you got 3, press the button at the bottom left (IT IS THERE TRUST ME, YOU WILL HEAR IT).

Inspiration:

The Employeet Team - The Employeet Trilogy
Tim Hecker - No Highs album
Jacob Geller - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DliX_YFiSX4
Lena Raine - ESCISM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQqcda0Y97M
Enviro-Bear 2000 - Operation: Hibernation
ConsumerSoftproducts - Cruelty Squad
[this person] - [this thing] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWQolBzmUS0
Mason Lindroth - Hylics

Credits:

IQuick 143 - Concept, Programming, Design, Project Lead, Music Composer
SoysCodingCafe - Assistant Programmer, Assistant Designer, Playtester
Cereal - Music Composer
Slangens - Voice Actor behind the voice inside your head.
Eyyyyyy - Made noises
Noé - 3D modeller

Other assets used:

"Weird Alligator" by Marxchivist is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"July 2006 021 Cloud Painting" by Fractal Artist is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"Abandoned & Decayed" by darkday. is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"Despair Digitally painted in sketch club app" by Cre8aRt4LifE is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.
"'Opportunity is often delivered in a fog of uncertainty.'" by Thomas Leuthard is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"A lone green chair in a dark dirty room, a ray of sunlight shines through the window on the green chair" by crsan is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"A Lock" by Bilal Kamoon is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"Painted/brushed heart symbol ♥ abstract love" by photosteve101 is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"Cool and Awesome Nature in HD" by Ⓔⓛⓘⓢⓔ ❀❁ is marked with CC0 1.0.
"IPQTR improbable deities . . . . -abstract -code -processing -figure (40904466663)" by Bojan Bjelic from Vienna, Austria is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.
"File:Bose-Einstein condensate, a cloud of super-cooled Rubidium atoms in a Laser trap on an Optical table - In a game of catch & release, the atoms will shoot up a 30 ft. tall Atomic fountain - Stanford.jpg" by Steve Jurvetson from Menlo Park, USA is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
"Stick Figures at the Super-baller exit (24276341783)" by Steve Jurvetson from Menlo Park, USA is licensed under CC BY 2.0.

And files from OpenClipArt licensed under CC0

Download

Download
kumbanet-linux.zip 51 MB
Download
kumbanet_windows.zip 47 MB

Install instructions

Unzip, run the executable. It should work (fingers crossed).